Ole comes home from the pickle factory one day and says, "Lena, I got fired".
Lena says, "Oh my gosh, Ole, whatever for?"
Ole says, "You're not going to believe this, but I kept having these thoughts about putting my penis in the pickle slicer. So today, I finally did it. And right when I was doing it, the boss came around the corner, saw me and fired me on the spot."
Lena says, "Holy crap Ole! Forget about being fired! How the heck is it you're OK? I mean, what happened to the pickle slicer?"
Ole says, "Oh ya. She got fired too."
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